Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Halloween 2009




Snickers is a wild ride!


This is Dave's "Austin Powers" face! He really enjoyed being as silly as Austin for the night.... "Yeah, baby, yeah!"



Austin & Felicty --- or just your general "Go-Go girl" I'm only disappointed that you can't see my cool orange boots! Just a hint of them!





Tuesday, November 3, 2009

No News Is Good News

Whomever (Whoever?) said, "No news is good news." That person is right most of the time, but not all of the time.

Which leads me to, "No Post is not Good News"..... meaning I had ALL of my photos downloaded off of my camera. With great hopes of getting some Halloween pictures posted for everyone...... when all of a sudden.....

This morning I was minding my own business, perusing facebook - when all of a sudden my left hand knocks my breakfast protein shake (which is another post all in itself) right onto my laptop. Before I know it the laptop is no longer functioning.

SO - it has already been sent off to Butler to be repaired. Poor me, no laptop for the rest of the week --- I'm typing from Dave's laptop. (Not a drink in sight in case you're curious.)

So....for all of you anxiously waiting the Austin & Felicity pictures --- it will have to wait just a bit longer.

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Happy HOWLoween

This buckin' bronco "bronked off" this cowboy a time or two last night. I do have some better pictures on my real camera --- but, I won't be downloading those tonight.

Snickers really enjoyed barking at all of the trick-or-treaters coming to our door last night! We had quite a few of them ----we actually ran out of candy and had to shut off our light. A few of the favorites were: The Chipmunks; Twister Game Board; and a little boy dressed as Batman --- he was a favorite because he was quite clever at distracting us while he kept taking more and more candy bars out of our basket! We think he left with around 10 mini-candy bars.

After the tricks and treats were all passed out we headed over to a friends house for a costume party. We were dressed as Austin Powers & Felicity Shagwell. They were great costumes, and I will upload pictures in the near future. We were actually voted favorite costumes of the night! ... And there were a lot of great costumes!!

So - this time change really suits me... I love it! ..... AND, the preparation for Christmas begins!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

The Incredible Edible Egg

Apparently this is a secret because I can tell you that I have never heard this information from any of the following people :my mother, grandmother, aunt, mother-in-law.... nope not a one of them have ever told me this secret!!

GASP!

Have you ever had a flat cake? A favorless cake? Not quite perfect cake? .... I think cookies even qualify for that matter.....

Guess what? You are supposed to let your eggs come to room temperature!! Who Knew? When I found this out today I thought of keeping this little rotten secret to myself, but - alas - I have decided to share this news with everyone. All 10 of you that are still reading this blog!! Yep, that is right - I'm such a sharing soul.

Here is the data on your room temperature eggs, If you'd like to learn more, I took this information from www.baking911.com :

WHAT ARE ROOM TEMPERATURE EGGS?: Some recipes call for adding eggs. Most of us use eggs right from the refrigerator. But, did you know they should be warmer than room temperature before being combined in a recipe? For these recipes, remove eggs from the refrigerator about 20 to 30 minutes before you use them or put them in a bowl of warm water while you assemble other ingredients. Dry them with a towel before cracking. (More).
WHY ARE ROOM TEMPERATURE EGGS SO IMPORTANT? A typical step in a buttercake recipe is to cream with fat and sugar and then add in the eggs, one at a time. This creates an emulsion. Fat and liquid by nature are unmixable, and the goal when mixing a recipe is to form a water-in-fat emulsion. A well emulsified cake batter, for example, should not be curdled or weeping liquid, which happens if cold eggs are introduced to a room temperature butter/sugar mixture. If the emulsion breaks, the batter will loose air cells. This results in a baked cake that is grainy or flat in texture, dry and flavorless, look uneven and may even sink.

So - Did you already know this? I have a feeling I am the only one who wasn't in on this little secret. Please don't be a rotten egg, share this information with everyone you know!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Muskrat Susie, Muskrat Sam

We get to hear all of the neighborhood happenings, now that Dave is El Presidente of HOA. (That is the Home Owner's Association for our neighborhood.)

I noticed as I was leaving for work today that we had a new message on our answering machine. It went something like this, "Hi Dave! This is Mr. Rogers I live over on Fruit Loop Cir. - I'm not sure if this is something the HOA would be concerned with, but we have a Muskrat that is building a condominium for him and some of his buddies on the pond behind our house. If you could give me a call back and let me know if this is something the HOA would be in charge of handling, that'd be great. Thanks!"

Since Dave didn't get this message before he headed to work, I wanted to be prompt and make sure that he knew about the neighborhood situation. So - I sent him an e-mail with the subject line, "Muskrat Love." Dave was enamored with my clever subject line..... but unfortunately I had to tell him that I didn't come up with it on my own -- it is actually a song title.

My first thoughts over this entire incident is that winter is coming!! I don't want them to tear down Muskrat Sam's condo! Where will he and Susie keep warm this winter?? I saw his condo, and it is coming along quite nicely....he has obviously put a lot of hard work into his condo. I will see if I can get a picture of the condo before (if) it gets condemned.

Without further adieu, you should really hear the "Muskrat Love" song: (I think the only reason I know this song is because Jesse & The Rippers sang it once on "Full House". Which is also why I know the completely made up and random "Dad" song. Do you know the dad song? [♫♫Dad, Dad, Dad, he's our Dad...♫♫] This is Captain & Tenille... isn't Tenille beautiful? Who knew?!? :

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Once Upon a Time in Wonderland.....

So, before I tell you about this picture - first you need to know a little bit of background information.

When I met Dave.... on a beautiful, magical evening in July.... he was living with two guys: Dary & Brenton. Brenton is on the right in this picture. They had a wonderful time living together in the glorious days of bachelorhood. (♫♫Glory days, Well they'll pass you by, Glory Days in the wink of a young girl's eyes♫♫)

Dave was the first of the three of them to get married. When Dary and Brenton found out that they'd be Ushers in our wedding, their very first question was, "Can we wear "Dumb & Dumber" Tuxedos?" Ummm... no.

Brenton was next to be married -- this past summer in Des Moines. And last, but not least, Dary was married the second weekend in September. When he pulled out the Tuxedos at the rehearsal....which everyone assumed would be standard black tuxedos...well, you can see what they actually got! Dary thought this was fabulous fun, especially since he is the last in the group to get married... he knows nobody will be able to seek revenge for this joke!

This is a picture of Dary & Brenton entering the reception and "re-enacting" a scene from "Dumb & Dumber". It was very funny - and take a close look at Daves expression, he is really really getting into the part. Brenton appears scared.

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Real or Not Real?



Real, or Not Real? I think it is real.... entertaining, nonetheless.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Weekend In Review

Friday: We hung out with some friends from Kellogg's in Kalamazoo! Good Times.

Saturday: 2nd Saturday -- Volunteer service through church. This week we volunteered with the Charitable Union to hand out coats to families with kids that couldn't afford new coats for this winter. It was SO cute to see the kids getting excited and wearing their new coats! A very rewarding way to spend your Saturday morning.

Then - some housework, and an afternoon $4 movie: Couples Retreat. It was very entertaining, we liked it. :) Vince Vaughn is one of Dave's favorites.

Sunday: Church, naps, magazines, work.

It was a nice weekend overall..... and now it is back to work!! If I weren't so sleepy this post would be full of more exciting details. But I apologize, this is all you're getting. :)

G'night Govnuhs!

Saturday, October 10, 2009

Rescue

An adorable flying tree squirrel that one of my clinics RESCUEd.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

NieNie

Have you heard of NieNie? I noticed on facebook that my Aunt Vera has been reading her blog for awhile, and that NieNie was going to be on Oprah. I have my DVR set to record Oprah...she usually has some pretty interesting topics/guests on - whether you agree/disagree with Oprah - you have to admit she has some interesting topics.

I was completely captivated by the story of NieNie...who is Actually StephaNIE NIElson, fairly famous blogger. I think she had been doing her blog for around two years when her and her husband were in a plane crash...barely survived, and spent months in intensive care. Her blog was well-known for her up-beat positive look on motherhood, marriage, being a full-time mom --- and how she creatively & inspiringly enjoyed that life. She's blogging again, and while LIFE has changed dramatically for her....she remains inspirational to the thousands that read her blog.

Blogging has really changed social culture --- it is possible to "know" someone, rather intimately... but not physically know them at all. I think it is a beautiful little culture. I'm captivated by real life.... I HAD to go to her blog. I wanted to know all about THEIR story. I wanted to read those entries --- the last four or five before everything completely changed for their family. One day life is normal, the next day it isn't. I wanted to know how is she doing now. How far have THEY come?

..... and think about the entries in our own lives and how far we have come.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Lessons On Germs


This is my mobile desktop. It sits in my passenger seat and keeps me company every single day. Very useful -- probably one of my best purchases. Just beyond the picture - in front of the console there is small vial of anti-bacterial hand gel. Lets face it, I have to face a LOT of germs in my day. I shake a lot of hands, I use a lot of public restrooms, I visit locations across the entire state where 1000's of people come and go on a weekly basis. I am watching out for the H3N8. Did you know YOU have an 80% chance of getting it. Yep, you - sitting right there reading this screen.

I may be a bit of a germ phobe. I'm always wondering when I'm in the public restroom, washing my hands.... I wonder, Did the person before me wash their hands? And if they didn't, what is wrong with them? And are my hand-washing efforts being "washed out" by all of the people before me that are not washing their hands.

Did you know that you should not leave your toothbrush out on the bathroom counter in the open air? WHY you ask? Did you know when you flush your toilet that germs can fly out of it as far as 10ft? It is seeminly true, I've heard it multiple times from reliable sources. Now - let's amplify that by those really really powerful toilets that they have at the McDonald's. Those are some fast flying germs. You want to know what I do? I get my stall door unlocked - I hit the flusher and run out of the stall as fast I can!! [I bet you're laughing at my germ-phobiness by now] Also - please, please, please NEVER use your hand to flush a public toilet. ALWAYS use your shoe. Everybody else is doing it, and if you are not --- you're really just touching the bottom of everybody's shoe.

Did you know the germiest room in your house is not your bathroom - but most likely your kitchen? Please go to your kitchen....right after you read this, and throw away your sponges! Germs just love that sponge environment.

And lastly on my germ lesson for the day: When you get home from your vacation - do NOT place your carry-on luggage on top of your nice clean bed. Did you roll that carry-on luggage all through the airport --- through the airport bathroom? Yuck.

Now, now lets not get out of hand on all of this, I know some germs are very good for your body to have some natural resistance when you encounter new bugs. But, that doesn't mean I'm going to hand them an open invite to have a party in my immune system --- they will have to be extra sneaky to party here.

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Fly Me To the Moon

Did you hear?
They plan to blow up the moon?
BOOM BOOM!
They are looking for water and/or ice.
I hear water will be the next depleted resource.
For a mere $79M you too can blow up the moon.

Meanwhile, here on Mother Earth.... I drove through a small town today -- these 2 little boys were desperately trying to get the trucker in front of me to blow his horn. How did he not see them?? One of them was hanging out of the sun roof -- doing the universal symbol for "trucker, please honk your horn!" --- yet, he somehow missed them.

Well... I laid on my horn for them, and received two cute little grins! I do remember how exciting it was when you could get someone to honk their horn for you! .... granted, my horn was certainly not as exciting as the one the trucker could have given them.

It's the little things in life....

Monday, October 5, 2009

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue

These were waiting for me when I arrived home from Impact this evening. Impact is the junior high group that I help with at church on Monday evenings. These beautiful roses are just because! :) Just because he is awesome!! And the cereal - I had to put the cereal in the picture...it is a brand new Kashi creation that I cannot wait to try in the morning. :)

Dilemma of the day for me? Take a chance on running out of gas or stop at a gas station in the boonies - the kind where you have to go inside to pay. The kind where you pay an extra six cents per gallon for the pleasure of walking inside their gas station/mini mart/liquor store/video rental....... SO - I pulled over and filled up. Ultimately isn't it better to pump gas in an unpleasurable location rather than be stuck without gas in that location? YES, I think so! I begin pumping gas and I try to switch the little lever down - you know the lever that holds the handle open for you - so that you do not have to squeeze the lever on the pump the entire time.... well, it is broken. Unfunctional. Somewhere between "Full Service" and fully functional "Self Service" this gas station was left behind.

Ah Well - It could have been snowing! ;)

Sunday, October 4, 2009

We've Been Busy...and noticeably absent!

I'm tired of the fluff.
I'm ready for a change -
How about something simpler?
What do you think?

It has been a cold, rainy weekend here in Michigan... very fall-like! We have done a lot of catching up on work-work, house-work, and shopping-work.

Okay...so shopping isn't really work, depending on how you like or dislike shopping. Really, there wasn't a lot of shopping going on.... but, I decided it was time to get out my "fall" decorations. We recently bought a new coffee table for our living room - and I certainly didn't want to scratch it, so I needed to buy a "fall time" table runner to put my decorations on! It was on sale at Pier 1 - $15.96. What a steal! Wish I had a picture to show you... but I spent way to much time changing the blog layout and header to something simpler and aesthetically pleasing - so yes, I spent way too much time on that to download a picture for you. Apologies.

Dave and I have had dueling laptops in the dining room all afternoon working on work needs. It is budgeting season for Dave. You wouldn't believe the number of budgets, and re-budgeting this man does! ...and it is a new quarter for me! I'm happy about that - it is not quite so stressful at the beginning of a new quarter. If you are thinking I should "be busier" at the beginning of the new quarter, and then maybe the end of my quarter wouldn't be so stressful -- if this thought crossed your mind, let me guess -you've never been in sales. No matter how busy you are the last month, last week, last day of the quarter....always something YOU have to get done or face DEATH. Okay, just kidding - that is a little dramatic.

We've been busy with house work. Dave vacuumed for me! I can get the entire house cleaned, and dusted in the amount of time it takes to vaccum every room... so, it works out perfectly. The pool was sadly closed this weekend, and even more sad it hasn't been warm enough in the last 45 days to even slip a toe into the icy water. Most Michigan residents feel this was the year of no summer.

This is about all for our weekend excitement --- oh yes, we did go see a $4 matinee yesterday. "The Invention of Lying" We do not recommend spending your time or money on this movie. We'll pick better next time. :)

I do promise to blog more often.
I do promise to blog more often.
I do promise to blog more often.
I do promise to blog more often.
G'night Govnuh!

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Guest Post by "The Corsican" (Pen Name)

In light of my absence from blogging, I actually have a "Guest Post" - please let me know if you too would like to write a guest post. It is indeed hard to have your own blog and write posts all the time - but you might have something or some ideas you'd like to post...and....well, I'd let YOU be a guest blogger. Here we are...after all, did you know that 20% of the World's fresh water was in one lake? :

So the blog has become quite dormant recently. In an attempt to help you out, I thought I would do as I suggested some time ago, and hit the random article generator on wikipedia. First up was Sani-Flush, which wasn't much of an article, and I don't have any opinions on that. Next was an English painter (Charles Lucy). Again, not much of an article, and what little was there did nothing for me. Next was Darren Sheridan. He seems to be a pretty interesting fellow, obviously really loves playing the soccer. I was more intrigued by the picture, where I couldn't tell if he was happy, annoyed, or what. Maybe the sun was just in his eyes. Anyway, good picture. The next was the 108th meridian east. I was surprised to get that one <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/108th_meridian_east>. Then you look at it, and it tells you what all it goes through, and I was intrigued. First up, it goes through Russia, then something called the Khatanga Gulf, which I had never heard of, and now I have. There doesn't appear to be much going on there, as it's normally covered in ice, but there is a penal colony looking over it. Then it goes back into Russia, where it passes through Lake Baikal.

Lake Baikal has always fascinated me. I'm not entirely sure why, but I remember reading about how it was the deepest lake in the world was, and that it holds more water than all the great lakes combined seemed insane. And its own wikipedia page is pretty good.
The 108th then passes on south and eventually goes through Java, which seems nice. When it hits Antarctica, it goes through a section claimed by Australia. I had thought that everybody said "hands off" on Antarctica at the UN or something, so I was surprised to see that, but I didn't investigate further. Maybe I was thinking of the moon.

Monday, September 7, 2009

Fun With Photoshop

I downloaded a free 30 day trial of Photoshop Elements. I haven't learned a lot yet... but here is some fun with color and black & white. I always wonderered how those black and white wedding shots were done....with the bouquet in color. Now I know. Here is Dakota wearing a Larry Boy hat from when we were in Colorado vacationing.


Thursday, September 3, 2009

'ello gov'nuh!

Dave's favorite commercial...... And, yes, we've been saying it non-stop:

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

In one word.... THIS is .....

Hilarious!

Monday, August 10, 2009

I'm Baaaack!

Yes, I'm back, and I have many a story* to tell**.
*and pictures
**to share

Did that make sense? AND ----- I have the fabulous "W" key back!! No more impaired typing!!

For now, I'll have to leave you with one picture because I haven't been able to upload my regular camera.... here is our darling Snickers.... he is getting his haircut again on Wednesday:

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Mobile Uploads


I grew these... for some reason they are all toppling over?!? Way to tall? So, I am cutting them and bringing them in as they topple. Who knows something about this?


Spicy Cheese Balls AKA my BFF. I LOVE spicy cheese balls!! The Waterfront sponsors our co-ed softball team, and after much begging they brought these in for me. :)


This little guy was at one of my vet clinics.... he stuck his poopy little hand out and touched me with it. Gross, and cute at the same time.


I passed this truck on the highway...note the license plate that says "BORN 2 FARM" ! Love it.


I passed many of these huge ?Army? trucks....they all had these huge yellow signs on the front and side: "Student Driver". Interesting.... I never thought they'd have to do Student Driver training for those.

Friday, July 17, 2009

"Heading up North"

Something that Michiganders do quite frequently on the weekends during the summer is to head up north. It is almost obnoxious when someone tells you this is what they are doing for the weekend - after all...it could be one of a thousand different locations they are heading to.....why not just say where you are going for the weekend?

So - that is what we are doing today... both took the day off, and are heading up to Grand Traverse State Park to do some camping..... was supposed to also be boating, but we decided to leave it home. which happen to be the second part of this post......

Something you don't want to hear in your neck of the woods (southern MI) when you are heading further north for a weekend is the weather man saying, "Fall-like Temperatures in July." Perfect. Soooo... I've packed up a lot of warm clothes - and I know it will be a fun, memorable time either way. More to follow up return.

Have a GREAT weekend!!!

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Grand Slam

Wikipedia:
In the sport of baseball, a grand slam is a home run hit with all the bases occupied by baserunners, thereby scoring 4 runs - the most possible on a single play. According to The Dickson Baseball Dictionary, the term originated in the card game of contract bridge, in which a "grand slam" involves taking all the possible tricks. The word "slam", by itself, is usually connected with a loud sound, particularly of a door being closed with excess force; thus, "slamming the door" on one's opponent(s). The term was extended to various sports, such as golf and tennis, for winning all the major tournaments. It is even used in restaurants, for example a "grand slam breakfast" consisting of samplings of all the most common dishes. Word-playing sportscasters have also coined the popular (and etymologically unrelated) variation, "grand salami".

I hit my first, that I can remember, GRAND SLAM tonight, baby!! It was exciting. No pressure when I got up to bat, 2 outs (?I think?) , bases loaded, down by 2 runs...... and the umpire even comments to me about the situation. ....And even down to the last second as I ran home and the ball was being thrown back in.

I know I have several readers that are big fans of softball...and that you'd enjoy the story!

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

My bribing Friends

These two guys are who you can thank for the blog yesterday...they both sent me messages saying they were not going to talk to me until I started blogging again.... so I promised that I would. wom is writing a book, I'm sure it will be a best seller in the near future. My mom used to work with wom, and she always says that he was so nice! And Craig - he collects comic books...he finally got a cell phone last year (blackberry!)... but we are still working on a new car. This is a picture from the wedding we attended a few weeks ago.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The Neatest Thing


we took Snickers for a walk this evening. (Please ignore the lack of puncuation surround the "w" key...it is missing from my laptop - soon to be repaired. I have copied the letter "w" and paste it each time I need to use it...so the effor of capitalizing it is just not worth it anymore. Getting repaired next week though!)
So - typically on our walk/run we go by some large fields where deer are typically grazing. we saw so many deer this evening! At the very end of our walk we see a little fawn poke his head out onto the road. He turns to look at us, and immediately starts running our way... he gets right next to Snickers almost to where Dave can reach down to pet him....and then our lug of a dog darted at him and scared him off! He was just the cutest little guy - coming to say hello!!! we decided this experience will probably never happen again, as long as we live. I didn't have a camera with me - but this image that I found is just about the same size as the little guy we encountered.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Goodbye Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson died today.... King of Pop... so many hits. Here is one he co-wrote in 1985... I remember watching this.



From Wikipedia: The recording session in January 1985 was held during and after the American Music Awards. Michael Jackson skipped the American Music Awards ceremony that night to record the chorus of the song as a guide to the other artists. The artists who performed on "We Are the World" arrived in-studio from limousines (as most of them had participated in the American Music Awards) - except Bruce Springsteen, who arrived driving a pickup truck. John Denver, who had been actively campaigning against world hunger in the 1980s, had offered to participate in the recording, but was turned down. According to Ken Kragen, (who helped to produce the song), the reason John Denver was turned down, was due to the fact several people felt his image would hurt the credibility of the song. [2] Linda Ronstadt missed the session due to a bout of the flu and Pat Benatar was not available due to her pregnancy, since there was concern the bright lights and number of people in the studio would not have made it feasible for her to be present in the studio. Madonna was asked to take part in the recording but turned the request down. Although Michael Jackson and most of his brothers were at the recording, sister Janet, who would have her first hit album a year later, and Rebbie were not. The middle Jackson sister, LaToya, did participate. Also, brother Jermaine was the only Jackson brother who did not attend the recording. Cyndi Lauper's jewelry clicking required a retake of the bridge section and during a break in the session, the group broke out into an impromptu version of Harry Belafonte's 1950s hit "Banana Boat Song (Day-O)" which led to a suggestion, "This should be the B-Side." Stevie Wonder came back after the session to "touch up" his vocals.


And tomorrow...... Farrah Fawcett. Hey - leave me a comment if you want with your fave Michael Jackson song!

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Jon & Kate

Sooo... I get e-mails from the Discovery Store regarding sales and promotions they are running. Here is one that I received today:


Soooo - my question is - are they capitalizing on all of the publicity because of the impending divorce...... or are they just trying to get rid of these because of the impending divorce? I.E.... are most of their followers Christian parents that just won't be buying these videos anymore? I think it is interesting.

.... and sad... I'm so sad for this family.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Happy Birthday to "The Twins"




I'd like to wish my amazing older brothers a Happy 35th (wow) Birthday!!!
Jamey taught me how to ride a bike when I was just a little tike. I remember that he ran around the entire block with me...and it was a pretty big block!
Joey taught me some skillz along the way, one of which was this expression, "If it's not a life or death situation, remain calm."
They also liked to tell me that I was adopted!
A favorite story of theirs revolved around a race they ran with our dad in Decatur when they were kids.... The Turkey Trot. The story goes that Joey beat Jamey in the race .... but, forgot to grab his stick on his way through the finish line.... and our dad made Jamey give his stick up and give it to Joey. Joe likes to say that Jamey cried like a girl.... I'm sure Jamey has a different side of the story, though! ;)
Happy Birthday Guys! Love YOU!!

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Happy Father's Day!

To our Father's: Thank-you for all that you've always doen and sacrificed for us!!! We love you. Hope you all had an AWESOME DAY!!

And now a thought from Proverbs:
"A good man leaveth an inheritance to his children's children: and the wealth of the sinner is laid up for the just."~Proverbs 13:22 ~

Thursday, June 18, 2009

The Michigan Map



If you have ever asked a Michigander where they are from in Michigan - you've likely seen this image.

Yep - our state is shaped like a mitten! It's pretty cool actually - and I know the rest of you are likely to be secretly jealous of this tool.

I don't know of any other state that actually does this. I know in Illinois, when asked this question - I'd simply say, "central Illinois"..... or the usual assumption that if you're from IL you are from Chicago... so, you're always saying, nooo - not Chicago area.

When we first moved here our realtor told us that we'd see everyone doing this. We kind of chuckled and just assumed it was her thing.... it wasn't!! Everybody here does it, and we do it now!

When we lived in PA we picked up a strange voice inflection that you use when asking a question....we've actually grown out of that..... However, I'm sure we'll always use the Michigan map....it's just that cool!

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

A Softball Win!

So - we won our softball game tonight!! However, our umpire was not very good.

I'll just tell you a little short story that my team was amused by. So - in MI softball - they don't use the mats like they do in IL..... if the ball lands on the mat it is a strike. Here they just have imaginary mats.

So - our umpire tonight had the biggest strike zone you can imagine for slowpitch softball. He proceeded to call me out (a strike out!) while looking at the last pitch. ---Mind you, every pitch at this "at bat" was a ball with any other umpire. It was kind of a moist evening, so I could see exactly where the the last pitch had landed. At his call I proceeded to stick my bat in the dirt on the spot where the ball had landed.... I then turned around to him and said, "You call that a strike?" He said yes...... soooo then I took my bat and drew the imaginary mat in the dirt for him, so that he wouldn't have any future issues seeing where the strike zone was located. I then walked (grouchily) back to the dugout. Each "at bat" after that - there were zero strikes called on me!!! Now, I will admit that I swung more liberally --- but, I also walked the very next at bat.

I wouldn't do this with every umpire.... but he was pretty friendly at previous games...so, I thought I could probably get away with the arguing. Plus, it's rec softball - you just can't let yourself get walked all over! Right?!? :)

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

A Few Pictures from the Wedding

Two of my old friends from Tate & Lyle got married this past weekend.... we had a great time seeing a lot of friends that we haven't been able to hang out with for quite a while.

Some of my favorite parts of the wedding/reception:
1. The Children's Choir - Rita's nieces and nephews sang as the parents and grandparents were seated - it was adorable.
2. The overs on tears during the ceremony by Brandon.
3. The basketball huddle for the bridal party introduction.
4. The bouquet toss, song: If you liked it, then you shoulda put a ring on it.
5. Ummm- the amazing buttercream icing on the amazing cake... that we plotted to "find" extras for the rest of the evening. (okay, we considered "stealing" extras)
6. The dancing....and so much more!

Here are some pic's:


The Bride & Groom


Wom, Liz, & Craig! Liz cutely jumped in w/the boys!


Pete & Jenn Olesen & Lizabella


Wom is wearing a dress! hehe


Us!! :)

The guys - always doing something to make us all laugh!

Aweeeee.... how sweet!! The End!

a

Monday, June 15, 2009

Mr. President

There is a saying that goes something like "showing up is half the battle" or something like that. This could not have been more true tonight. I have been a board member of our homeowners association for the past year. Tonight we had elections for officer positions and I was elected President, mainly because I couldn't think of a good excuse fast enough to take my name off of the list. It was interesting to me that the other members who were actually qualified to do this mysteriously didn't show up. One guy that did show up and would have been a logical choice had a run-in with the shower curtain in the bathroom and completely pulled the shower curtain rod out of the wall as he fell into the bathtub during a bathroom break effectively disqualifying himself from the running. It was awkward at the time, but may have been a brilliant strategy to not get elected! As you can see I'm not thrilled with the whole situation, but the silver lining is I'm sure I'll have some funny stories to share about our whiny neighbors. -Dave

Sunday, June 14, 2009

As we arrived to Lafayette....

So - if you read the last post you know that we went to Lafayette, IN this weekend for a wedding. Two of my old friends from Tate & Lyle got married - it was a beautiful and fun wedding - I have several pictures that I can share .... just as soon as I get them downloaded!

BUT - for tonight, I have a couple of fun pictures.... just as we arrived in Lafayette we were sitting at a stop light when I heard some bickering off to the right. I look over to see this guy bickering with some ladies that were on their own bikes:

Hmmmm... upon further examination I noticed this guy had oxygen attached to him - see the tube running into nose? And the hospital bracelet on his arm? This was so funny that I pulled out my cell phone and snapped two secret pictures.... although it looks like he is smiling at me, I'm 92% sure he didn't see me taking his picture. How cool is he? Who leaves the hospital on oxygen and drives his Harley home? This guy does! Here are some closer up pictures, just in case there is any doubt in your mind:



Saturday, June 13, 2009

Yesterday - Mt. Biking again!!

I am typing this on the road - we are headed to a wedding in Lafayette, IN - so I promise better posts tomorrow. We
went trailing again last night, and no injuries! Thank goodness!! Snickers came along and had a wonderful time. After that we rented "Gran Torino"... And popped some popcorn! Great movie, we definitely recommend it!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Illinois

Illinois - The "s" is silent!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Knee Update & Why the Poll?

Just wanted to let those concerned know that the knee appears to be fine. I iced and elevated it last night....and considered getting it checked out today, however - I'm not much for going to the doctor, so I didn't.

It really hasn't been very painful today, and I even played softball!! A Double, and 4 Singles ---- so, I think the old knee is going to make it!!

Sooo..... the Poll: WOULD YOU OR WOULDN'T YOU??

I have a friend that had those very things happen to her. She had eaten one of those Pizza Loafs for dinner, and about 1/3 of it was on a plate with used ranch dressing near the sink --- when a friend (girl) came walking out onto her porch eating it! This is not a "been friends with you for 15 years" kind of friend. SO - it was shocking. And then upon completing the pizza asked if they were going to eat their leftover Mexican in the refrigerator. [SO, not only did she see leftover boxes, but even went so far as to open them and see what was inside.]

I agreed with my friend that this was rather shocking behavior. It seems most people wouldn't eat off of the pizza loaf... but I also would not open up leftover boxes in a friends refrigerator, esp a friend that I had known less than a year.

Soooo - that is the story! Isn't that funny?!?! If you voted that you would do one of these things, I invite you to leave a comment and explain yourself!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Global What?

It's a good thing Al Gore and the global warming camp changed their term to "climate change" because it is definitely not getting warmer in Michigan! Today is June 9th and we still have not turned on our air conditioner! In fact, we have the heat on tonight because we left the windows open today and it was 64 degrees in the house when we got home from work! It froze last week in northern Michigan and it's not supposed to get above 74 in the 10 day forecast!

I'm not nearly as interesting as Jill's blogs but I am filling in tonight as poor Jill had an accident on the mountain bike today and we think she may have torn her lateral meniscus (that's what Dr. Google says anyway!) She has "water on the knee" so hopefully it's not as bad as it looks. More to come.... -Dave

Monday, June 8, 2009

Standin' on a corner in Winslow, AZ......

.....Such a fine sight to see!


My Mom & Randy drove out to California this weekend to pick up my nephew, Jimmy ---- and when I spoke to them this morning they told me they had just stopped in Winslow, AZ and took pictures standing on the corner. If you do NOT know what this means, please go to Itunes and download the song - it's really a classic. P.S. Do YOU see the flatbed Ford reflecting in the window?


And on the 7th day.....

..... Jill rested. Okay - so I did miss a day of blogging, but I plan to post two blogs tonight to make up for it.

First of all, this is my dear friend Lizabella. She was in our wedding - and the big news is that she just turned 30 on Saturday!!! WooHoo! She always like to tease me about being older than her.... but, alas, we are both in our 30's now. And Liz, "We laugh in the face of our 30's!"

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Saturday, June 6, 2009

Pool Boy?



Who needs a pool boy when you have a pool husband? :)

This picture shows huge progress over a couple days ago when the pool looked more like a lake. We came home from work one day and on our front step was a flyer stating "Looking for Someone to Clean Your Pool?" Maybe it was a hint from one of our neighbors. Ha. Only Kidding..... but, the pool is now on it's way to swim-worthy title.

It hasn't been warm enough to even turn on an air-conditioner here in MI, so we haven't been in much of a hurry to get it opened up this year.

Here is reason #2 to come visit us in Michigan.

Friday, June 5, 2009

Photo Flashback



Bull Shoals, AR

2005

Dave & Lyndon,

Cuddled up together on the Jet Ski! How Sweet!!

Thursday, June 4, 2009

I just KNEW it!

You know....sometimes a gem just happens upon you, and you just KNOW to hold on to that little gem.... and one day, ONE DAY - you'll thank yourself for saving it.


Sooo... I get emails from this group that gets designer label products at discounted prices...and sell them to you at discounted prices....which are still, actually, outrageous prices. It is fun to skim through, though, and see what kinds of things they are selling for outrageous prices. I mean, earlier this week they had single pairs of underwear for over $100.... nothing really special about them, that I know of. Anyhow - here is what I stumbled upon today:

Now - would you pay $85 for this owl pendant? Apparently, many-many people did - it sold out as you can see!!! And it sold out in less than 7 hours.
When I saw this owl pendant I had a couple of thoughts....the first being - hmmm, so owl pendants are in style? ....and secondly - Hey! I HAVE an owl pendant.
About 5-6 years ago, at a reunion - we were doing a white elephant gift exchange. It is where you bring an item you no longer want, and then someone else gets it.... at this particular exchange all of the gifts were wrapped. I happened to have ended up with an owl pendant. I've been saving this gem since then - it's been in my "costumes" bin down in the basement ---- I just KNEW, though, that someday I would find this little gem useful. I kind of thought I might be able to use it as "bling-bling" at some point. Well, here it is:
What do you think? Shall I wear it? Am I suddenly in style?? And who will give me $85 for it?

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

We Have Something You Don't Have! (Probably)


Remember Bob's Big Boy??? We still have them ALL over the place here in Michigan - I'm talking almost any exit off of any interstate!! These Michigander's love their Big Boy. I was surprised when I checked online that some other states do still have these around - not too many though.
Big Boy actually invented the concept of the Big Mac...... I used to just love eating at the Big Boy when I was a kid. For those of you that didn't know - Decatur used to have one!! I believe it was where the Blockbuster plaza on Pershing is currently located. My grandma and grandpa used to take me there, and it was always such a special treat.
Soooo... just one other reason to visit Michigan!!! Come to town and get your Slim Jim sandwich - or whatever was your old fave!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

East Bound and Down, Loaded up and Truckin'!

Just one of the random songs that has been in my head this week. If you do not know this song, I recommend that you rent "Smokey & the Bandit" .... it's kind of classic Americana.

I drove by a trucker today that had this on the back of his truck, "If it weren't for truckers you'd be homeless, hungry, and naked." I pondered this for a bit, and decided he was right. I especially feel sorry for the truckers here in Michigan in the winter ---- most drivers have no respect for what a big giant truck could do to their tiny car with added risks such as snow and ice on the road. Anyway - I thought of that song and that movie when I read this....it is a good 'ole truckin' movie. :)

Another embarrassing moment and random song that I had in my head yesterday was "Mustang Sally". I was waiting in an exam room of one of my clinics for the office manager...it is a mixed animal practice and on one of the walls of the exam room were some pictures of horses. One of which, of course, was a Mustang. Now, in my head, I thought it would be at least a 10 minute wait. I had noticed that they were finishing up a surgery in the other room. SO, of course, I began to sing "Mustang Sally", OUTLOUD. Just then, as you can guess - the doctor rounded the corner...face to face with my silly singing. It was a little embarrassing.

So - I thought you all might enjoy these moments. If you've known me very long, you know that everything I see and read makes me think of song. :)

Monday, June 1, 2009

34 Years Together!!


Happy Anniversary Mom & Dad Harder!!! Maybe one of you would like to write a guest post about how you met? :) Hope you had a wonderful day together, and many many more - and thank-you for always being a shining example of marriage.

Sunday, May 31, 2009

No Distance too far for Friends!


I was "perusing" (is that a word?) through photos this evening to come up with something fun to blog about.
I came across a lot of fun pictures...and I actually had the nice surprise of talking to a couple of my friends today that both live far far away. It's always nice to be reminded that no distance is too far for old friends. :)

Anywho - I came across this picture tonight as I scrolled through different album folders. This one made me laugh because I can pretty much remember exactly what my dear friend was saying to me at this moment, "I can't believe you're going to wear lipgloss from Walgreen's on your wedding day!" hehehe. Still makes me giggle... yes - I had my fancy Mary Kay roll-out bag there, and my Walgreen's lip gloss.

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Could Have Been Worse!

This is Dave again....gotta give Jill a break from her blogging blitz! I remember growing up as kid that we a had book entitled "Could Have Been Worse." It was about this poor guy that had all this terrible stuff happen to him, and after each tragic episode he would always say, "could have been worse!" My mom would go into her uncontrollable laughing spells that we loved so much as she would read it to us. It wouldn't be long before she would quote it back to us kids if we started complaining.

Tonight Jill and I went mountain biking out at Fort Custer with our friends Nick and Angie. Jill and I had been out last weekend and had taken the "yellow" trail which is the easiest one. We figured it was time to try out the "green" trail tonight which is the intermediate trail.

Everything was going fine and we were enjoying the added technical difficulty that the green trail offered until I had a little accident. I was in the lead and we came around a blind corner that dropped off very steeply and broke sharply to the right. There were also 2 logs built across the path to help stop erosion that had to jump over. I was going too fast for such terrain and ended up running off the path and flipping head first over my handle bars and landing head first like I was diving. (the slang word for this is hebb....ie, Dave had a total hebb on the trail today). My brother Chris did a lot of mountain biking in high school and he had better term for this but I can't remember what it was. I miss him and wish I could just pick up the phone and ask!

So back to my story my crash could have been worse! As you will see in the picture below the strap on my helmet left a perfectly round contusion on my neck....kinda like a cross between ring worm and a hickey. Should make for some interesting conversations next week in KC as I will be meeting all my suppliers. I'll just tell them it's contagious....

Friday, May 29, 2009

Birthday Salute to my Dad!!!


Big birthday wishes to my dad today!! He turned 45 today!! Okay, we all know that isn't true.... but, I do think he had a fun day of boating out on Lake Decatur.
Wish we could have been in town to hang with you - and I know Jamey & Joey feel the same way.
LOVE YOU SO MUCH, Jill

Thursday, May 28, 2009

The Best Part of Waking Up.....

..... is Folgers in your cup!! I bet you could finish that line on your own, huh? The Folgers Jingle must be one of the best known TV Jingles in commercial history. Can you think of one that is better known? If so, please leave a comment.

I've been watching the following Folgers commercial lately - it seems to be on a lot in the mornings while we get ready for work. (We typically watch the Today Show while getting ready in the mornings.) It really does inspire me to 1. Drink Coffee, and 2. Take up Riverdancing!! I doubt that I ever do - but it just looks so FUN! (As if I need another hobby!?!) Here is the commercial along with three others that I either remember, or think are fabulous. I will label them A. Riverdance; B: Rockapella; C: Christmas Homecoming; D: Millers Morning (just for Dave my former milling man!) ...... Please vote in the poll on the right!!!!! Dave does drink coffee every morning by the way, I don't think it started when he became a miller, though..... ? Maybe he can blog about that next!

A. Riverdance


B. Rockapella


C. Christmas Homecoming


D. Millers Morning

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

A Softball Win!

So, here it is nearly 11pm, and I was trying to think, what could I blog about? We had a nice win tonight at Co-Ed Softball.... took my camera, and forgot to take pictures!!! I have my first church league ladies game tomorrow night!!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Favorite Photo Flashback


Backyard
2357 Baker Dr.
Decatur, IL
Circa 1982 or 1983?
Bottom Left:Jill
Bottom Right:Cousin Holly
Top L-R: Jamey, Joey, Cousin Sam
We tried out for an Oscar Mayer Weiner commercial - and almost made it!
I LOVED that swing set!!

Monday, May 25, 2009

Memorial Day

I want to wish all of our friends and family that have served, and/or are serving in our Military - a big Thank-You, and Happy Memorial Day.

We had a really great weekend, spending some time with friends and just doing things that we enjoy.
Today we went biking at Fort Custer, and boating after that. We took Snickers biking with us, and he had quite a work-out. Here is a picture after we were done....loading up the bikes. And, I'm not going to spend too much time on here tonight - it's a holiday!!! I will say that Fort Custer National Cemetary was stunning today as we drove past. There was an American Flag at every grave.

Sunday, May 24, 2009

A Lesson on Wheat

Thanks to my lovely wife's little poll, apparently there are some of you that want to hear from me! Yes, believe it or not this is Dave typing tonight! This should be boring enough to curb any further request! :-)


One of the "perks" of being the Kellogg's wheat buyer is that you get to travel around the country each spring to inspect the developing wheat crop. Most people may not call this a perk, but to a guy from a wheat farm this is a great way to get out of the office and enjoy the great out-of-doors.

You may ask, "Why do you need to go out look at the wheat crop? Can't you just read about it?" The truth is, there are fewer and fewer people that actually scout crops anymore and so much of the information written by the "experts" is either completely wrong or at least not commercially significant.

The trip covered a large portion of the Soft Red Winter wheat growing areas in IL, AR, TN, and KY. We use the Soft Red Winter wheat flour in the Town House, Club, Cheez-it and Keebler crackers and cookies.

The main purpose of the trip is to calculate the expected yield, and there are several diseases and insects that we look for as well as we inspect each field. Fusarium head blight (also known as head scab) is a fungal disease that can cause the most damage to yield and quality. The fusarium spores are in the environment all of the time but can only infect the wheat only during the few days when it is flowering if the weather is damp and the temperatures are over 70 degrees. This year there were massive amounts of rain during flowering so we were concerned that there would be fusarium head blight and we did find the worst outbreak in years. Here is a picture of what it does to the wheat head. The brown spots on the head will either not produce any grain at all, or it will produce small shriveled kernels that will contain the toxin called vomitoxin. Vomitoxin will make animals and humans vomit if too much is ingested, hence it's name. Obviously we cannot use this to make cereals or crackers with this so understanding where this is occurring is very important to Kellogg's.


We also found a lot of glum blotch in the same areas that were infected with the head scab. Glum blotch will not cause any nasty toxins, but it shrivels up the kernel and lowers test weights, thus reducing overall yield.

Glum Blotch

Another disease that we look for is barley yellow dwarf. This is a viral infection that is introduced to the plant by aphids. Yields can be adversely effected depending on how early the infection occurs. Most fields we inspected had a very small amount, not enough to effect yields and thus not commercialy significant. Plant pathologists see it and write about it and get the market concerned about it when if fact it is late enough to not adversely effect yields. This is a good example of why we go and see for ourselves.

Barley Yellow Dwarf

We also check for insects such as army worms and cereal leaf beetles as they can completely destroy the crop if not controlled. We saw very little of each this year.

Cereal Leaf Beetle

Army Worms

This year we found a lot of problems that the "market" doesn't know about yet. This has been very valuable as a wheat buyer and getting positioned correctly in the market place.

Our consultant and tour guide (Mike Z.) that we go with has been doing this tour the 3rd week in May for 20 years and has built up many excellent relationships with farmers, agronomists, county extension agents, elevator managers, and university contacts. We are able to meet with these people along the way and glean valuable information. Mike has also discovered every little hole in the wall rib place along the way so we ate very well!

Hope this hasn't been too boring if you actually read this far!